My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.'
- Judy Tenuta, US comedienne
Each of Nature's organisms, when frightened or confused, reacts in a characteristic way: deer flee, blowfish swell up, and government emits pieces of paper.
- Bill Stone, Yachting, 1979
An organized person is one who is too lazy to look for things.
- JoAnn Thomas
The results you achieve will be in direct proportion to the effort you apply.
- Denis Waitley